Originally written January 2025

I went on a date with a professional clown. He literally went to clown college. He’s been clowning for over twenty years.

A tale as old as time: man fumbles woman.

my life is Sex in the City meets Emily in Paris

the situationship that had me quit sex

there are plenty of Joaos in the sea

“Who will you have to become to achieve all you want?” - Tony Robbins